Thursday, April 7, 2011

Emmanuel Goldstein Beck

Yes, it's true, Glenn Beck's 5pm show on FOX is coming to an end.
In my mind's eye, I can see Media Matters' Eric Boehlert and David Brock hugging each other in a not-so-manly way. I can see Lawrence O'Donnell cackling with glee while boring his twelve viewers to sleep. I can also see Chris Matthews pouring himself yet another drink in celebration. All of Progressivakia is now thanking the Earth Mother that their version of  Emannuel Goldstein, Glenn Beck, is leaving his 5PM show.
Needless to say, I'm not buying the whole "Glenn Beck is leaving his show to do other projects" spin from FOX News head honcho Roger Ailes and Beck. I'm going on the record saying that Beck is being forced out by the friction from the $oros funded criminal front groups like Media Matters, the Pseudo-Jews of the Jewish Funds For Justice, the Pseudo-Christians at Sojourners, the Center for (Un) American Progress, and the rest of the Nazi Block Watchers of The Week, as Ann Coulter calls them. (We can't blame Ailes. FOX news is a business above all. It is not like Nasty Propaganda Radio--NPR-- that begs for donations and leeches off of taxpayers.Whether we like to admit it or not, those boycotts led by the $oros front groups hurt.) Once again, the tiny liberal minority in the United States is giving the Conservative majority the middle finger. On the surface, this looks like the Authoritarian Left wins again by silencing another critic.
Not this time.
I'm going to let the left in on a little secret, even if it costs me my Right Wing Extremist Decoder Ring. Glenn Beck is a fun TV personality to watch with crap loads of charisma, but we on the Constitutional Right don't look towards him as if he were some sort of guru, like the idiots who worship Keith Olbermann. Many of the things that Beck revealed on his show were common knowledge for us on the Constitutional Right. The Authoritarian Left can silence Beck and intimidate the suits at FOX News all they want, but they can never silence the individual. They can't stop us from holding discussions at Free Republic. They can't stop us from posting articles on Townhall. They can't stop us from calling a buddy on the phone and saying "Did you see what the Kenyan Socialist is trying to do to us today ?" or "Hey, I just finished reading this (insert your favorite Conservative book here). What did you think of it ?" The strength of the Conservative movement is its belief in the individual. We don't sit around waiting for someone to lead us. We lead ourselves. To quote Chairman Obama: "We are the ones we've been waiting for."
Go ahead, libs. Pretend that you've won a victory. Pretend that Emannuel Goldstein Beck is gone and we'll all start chanting 2+2=5. Pretend that Rachel Maddcow is female, I don't care. The bottom line is this: We are taking back OUR country from YOU. We are sick and tired of your politicalcorrecthink crap. We are sick and damn tired of being told what to think by YOU. We're not giving in, libs. For every patriot you knock down with your smears and innuendo, two more will take his place. You can take that to the government-run bank. Never again will we kowtow to the Authoritarain Left. Those days are done, no matter how much sissies like David Brock whine and cry.

"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"--- George C. Scott as General George S. Patton in the opening of Patton (1970)